Sludge Metal Revises Your Childhood

Something stupid for you this morning.

The Chipmunks, the painfully obnoxious children’s cartoon and music that was rolled into several movies that no one asked for and helped put a train spike into the skull of Jason Lee’s career.


Last week the world was treated to Chipmunks on 16 Speed, which slowed down the sped up pop songs The Chipmunks screeched out to the delight of dimwitted rugrats.

Point is, this action made made the whole thing a bit more evil sounding. And that’s how you make things better…by making them evil


Perhaps my favorites from this are the epic drone pop of ‘You Keep Me Hanging On’ and this version of ‘Venus’ that sounds like Nine Inch Nails doing a cover for a Top Gun reboot.

Contrast Alvin and the Chipmunks singing ‘My Sharona’

with the Sludgefest version

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